Flying Reindeer

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Flying Reindeer.

Deep in the woods where no human would go;
Lived a herd of deer, some bucks and a doe;

The leader of the herd was a buck named Biff;
They were grazing on a mountain, right next to a cliff;

When next to them in the woods, arose such a clatter;
Biff stood to attention to see what was the matter;

He ran toward the noise with his eyes full of red;
Then slowly walk back and said, "it’s just a butthead";

Out from the woods walked to two young bucks;
Who was alone in the woods and each down on their lucks;

They wasn’t to bright which was easy to see;
Walking toward Biff, one of them tripped on a tree;

We are two brothers that have lost our way;
We was looking for a herd that would allow us to stay;

After looking them over Biff said,
"You each have a spot on the back of your ear";
"This is a magic spot found only on flying Reindeer";

They said, “We jump all the time and never could fly";
Biff said, "It only works for first time if you are high in the sky";

Biff walk back to the herd and said, "I think they are on Meth";
As the brothers ran to the edge and jumped to their death