I have lost something that is very dear to me;
I have look high and low and can not see;
I had it when I was young it made me feel good;
I ask all my friends, they said they would help me if they could;
I lost it more than 20 years ago and it seems so far;
Maybe I left it in the back seat of some car;
I’ve looked in my home town, I’ve looked in my house;
I have ask my mom and dad and even my spouse;
I’ve checked in my wallet, and under my bed;
I even had a séance so I can ask the dead;
I’ve cleaned out my closet, and my storage bin;
The fact that I lost it, seems quite a sin;
I have looked for so long, in this task I must not taper;
I even ran an advertisement in the local newspaper;
You might wonder what I have lost that is so dear to me;
Well, what I have lost is my virginity.
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